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ANGRY SNAIL.
28 September 2009 @ 05:39 am
my writing has moved to
sleepingsuns!
 
 

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ANGRY SNAIL.
26 September 2009 @ 02:48 am
I REAAAAAAAAALLY DON'T LIKE THESE ;A; and this isn't finished, it's for [info]1sentence if I ever actually finish the freaking prompt table and - anyway.

I actually did #27 first. OTL it just - popped into my head GODDAMN ALL THE ELRICEST SHIPPERS ON MY F-LIST WHAT ARE YOU DOING I AM SUPPOSED TO BE A SLIGHTLY NORMAL SHIPPER

someone else's heart, pumping someone else's blood )
 
 
Current Mood: fail
 
 
ANGRY SNAIL.
19 September 2009 @ 08:45 pm
Title: Viciously Lonely
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairings/Characters: Alfons/Ed (with, um, some definite Ed/Al... at least one-sided... ;;;)
Rating: PG-13ish? fuck this I don't even know
Warnings: Teh gay. That vest, Emo-ness on both characters' parts.

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"Without you here I’m viciously lonely
and I can’t remember
the last time I felt holy,
the last time I offered
myself as sanctuary"
- Aaron Smith

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I remember the desperate things we did )
 
 
ANGRY SNAIL.
10 September 2009 @ 02:03 pm
Title: Freezing Point
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairings/Characters: Alfons/Ed
Rating: PG-13ish?
Warnings: Fluff, fluff, fluff. Implied... goings-on. XD; also, omg, characters in an established relationship? in MY fic?

Christmas lends itself wonderfully to fluff. ;;; ONE DAY I'LL WRITE THESE IN WINTER, I SWEAR.

Because I've met you, it's alright to not be good enough )
 
 
ANGRY SNAIL.
08 September 2009 @ 05:49 am
It is official, I am going to hell.

I really haven't the foggiest about what it's like to become a homunculus in the animeverse. Actually, I have no idea WHICH universe this is in- let's say it's a slightly-AU animeverse?

Title: The Better Deal [part 1/?]
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairings/Characters: Pride!Ed and Envy, maybe more shippy later on. Although there are quite a few creepily shippy vibes going on here... okay, a LOT of creepily shippy vibes.
Rating: PG-15 or so for now. It's... probably going to get higher.
Warnings: Character death, though it's offscreen. Squick. Violence- let's just leave it at "this is Envy and Pride!Ed, you should know what to look out for already"...

A/N: More of a series of longish drabbles in chronological order than a continued fic, really...

I won't be satisfied 'til I'm under your skin )
 
 
ANGRY SNAIL.
06 September 2009 @ 07:17 am
title: Give 'Em Blood
rating: PG-13 for Envy being Envy-like, blood, and a bit of language.
fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
pairing: Alter!Envy/Ed
prompt: "You could at least wash the blood off first!"
summary: In which "our world"!Envy is a serial killer, lives with Ed, and hilarity does not ensue. Snarky!Ed does, though.
a/n: longest freaking A/N ever )


The 'fic' proper. )
 
 
 

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ANGRY SNAIL.
04 September 2009 @ 12:16 am
1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a drabble related to each song that plays. You only have the time frame of the song to finish the drabble; you start when the song starts, and stop when it’s over. No lingering afterwards!
4. Do ten however many of these, then post them.


t-these are terrible ;A; And they hardly followed the songs at all.

movieverse - six drabbles - mostly worksafe? )
 
 
 
 
ANGRY SNAIL.
23 August 2009 @ 02:53 am
This is probably [info]typoverse |D;;

title: Untitled because Kate fails at giving anything a title ever
rating: PG-13? R? I'm not even sure anymore.
fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
pairing: Envy/Ed
words: 334
warnings: Envy is his own warning. Yaoi. Did I mention Envy?
a/n: I DON'T EVEN.

empty another bottle / and let me tear you to pieces / this is me wishing you into the worst situations )
 
 
ANGRY SNAIL.
21 August 2009 @ 03:58 pm
Pick 10 of your OTPs and post the one song you associate most with them and why. Extra brownie points for posting the lyrics and/or a download to the actual song!

Some of these songs might only make sense to me. orz

Not posting this to my journal, 'cause I'm sick of spamming it up |D; )
 
 
ANGRY SNAIL.
he loves him because it hurts too much not to.
 
 
ANGRY SNAIL.
11 August 2009 @ 10:37 pm
UNBETA'D BRAIN VOMIT. I warn you.
and historical inaccuracies, probably.

And yeah, this is another work in progress and I really need to develop a coherent writing style and EFFING LEARN TO CAPITALIZE but whatever. :|

Basically: don't read this unless you're Priyanka.

and you don't wanna be here in the future, so you say the present's just a pleasant interruption to the past )
 
 

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ANGRY SNAIL.
07 August 2009 @ 04:30 pm


Once again, I blame Priyanka for this. HOWWWWW CAN SHE MAKE ME SHIP EVERYTHING?! SHE HAS, LIKE, SUPER SHIP POWERS.

title: Replacement
rating: PG-13
pairing: Vincent/Gil (mostly one-sided), Gil ---> Oz
words: 314
warnings: Yaoi. Incest, at least one-sided. SEVERE twistedness on Gil's part.
a/n: This is like what happens when brain vomit and fanfiction meet and have a disabled child who is raised on... I don't know, drugs? Depressants? Anyway, it's second-person and uncapitalized and sorta stream-of-consciousness-y and might not make a lot of sense, so be warned.

the last thing on your mind, the last word on your breath )
 
 
Current Mood: ashamed
 
 
ANGRY SNAIL.
07 August 2009 @ 05:41 am


HOW DID PRIYANKA EVEN GET ME TO WRITE ROY/ED
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS.

title: mirror mirror
pairing: Alter!Roy/Ed. That is to say, it's the movieverse version of Roy, who's pretty much like him. Past Roy/Ed. Maaaaybe past Alfons/Ed if you squint really hard.
words: 678
warnings: Fail? Yaoi? Possible OOC-ness*?
a/n: Weirdly enough, this started out as a discussion about Vocaloid.

* I can't write awesomely snarky dialogue, so I kept most of that offscreen, and movie!Ed's calmed down a bit since the anime, really. He's quieter and a bit more cautious with people. I dunno, I like interpreting characters my own way and it usually fails.

Just somebody that I used to know )
 
 
ANGRY SNAIL.
06 August 2009 @ 01:37 am


title: empty rooms and the absence of your breathing
pairing: Alfons/Ed. With a passing reference to onesided Ed/someone else- I'm still not sure who it's meant to be.
length: 338 words.
warnings: Yaoi (duh) and swearing. I don't think Ed's exactly sober in the last few notes. |D
a/n: Did Germany have a drinking age back then? Also, this sucks so badly and I'm sorry. I got plot-bunnied.

and now we say goodnight from two separate sides )
 
 
ANGRY SNAIL.
02 August 2009 @ 01:01 am
More second person. More lowercase letters. MORE ANIME!VERSE. I seem to have developed a writing style. Too bad it SUCKS. )8

Home, For Now - Alfons/Ed - G - 295 words )
 
 
 
ANGRY SNAIL.
24 July 2009 @ 04:50 pm
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist (movie!verse)
Title: Untitled
Pairing: Alfons/Edward (or Edward/Alfons, more accurately)
Rating: PG-15... ish? |D;;
Warnings: FAIL. And lots of it. Language; using the second person POV again; unnecessary angst; did not do the research about butterflies.

Author's note: Written at 3 AM. Excuse the incoherency. Also, excuse any OOC-ness here - I know I'm probably writing both of them all wrong and I messed up TONS of facts and... argh. ALSO STUPID, LONG, NONSENSICAL METAPHOR IS STUPID, LONG, AND NONSENSICAL.
I should just die. *goes to make self taller*

I found everything I thought I lost before )